'Busy Growing Shit' Canvas Apron
'Busy Growing Shit' Canvas Apron
I thought these aprons would make the perfect tongue-in-cheek Christmas present, so I boldly went all-in on a batch with this tagline. Turns out, we couldn’t be happier with how they came out — the design, quality and colours are impressive, so we reckon they’re going to be a hit. Once this limited run is gone, we’ll bring out a no-tagline version (and maybe a few fresh designs if the feedback is mostly positive). We get it — they won’t be everyone’s cup of tea ☕️, but we think they're a bit of a laugh 😅
Cheekiness aside, this apron is built tough from thick 100% cotton canvas, with adjustable straps for all-day comfort, a large Velcro phone pocket, and a triple-section waist pocket to keep your tools, gloves, or even snacks within reach. It’s durable, comfortable, and practical — ready for everyday gardening and DIY.
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Description
Why you’ll love our Canvas Gardening Apron:
✅ Tough & long-lasting – made from thick 100% cotton canvas, built to last for years and fully machine washable.
✅ Secure phone pocket – chest pocket with Velcro flap keeps your phone safe and handy for music or podcasts.
✅ All-day comfort – clever neck-saver strap distributes weight across your shoulders, reducing strain and letting you garden comfortably for hours.
✅ Tool-ready – three deep waist pockets give you easy access to secateurs, gloves, twine, or even snacks, keeping everything you need right at hand.
This apron has been designed to suit every gardener. It’s one size fits all, with a generous cut that provides plenty of coverage — wide enough to keep you protected if you’re a curvier gardener, while still fitting comfortably on smaller frames. The straps are fully adjustable, so you can customise the fit to your body and wear it your way.
We stand behind the quality of our products, but if for any reason you’re not completely happy, we offer a 90-day no-questions-asked return policy. That means you can try it out in your own garden with complete peace of mind.
Durable, practical, and inclusive, this apron is built to be the gardening gear you reach for day after day.
Additional information
| Weight | 320.0 g |
FAQ's
What are the aprons made out of?
Our Gardening Aprons are crafted from 100% cotton canvas. At 300gsm, the fabric is thick, durable, and fully machine washable — built to last season after season.
Do they come in different sizes?
Our aprons are one size fits all. The generous cut provides great coverage, and the adjustable straps allow you to customise the fit to your body.
If you’re on the shorter side, you may prefer to have the length taken up with a simple hem, which any local tailor can do easily.
How does the neck-saving strap work?
It’s a clever but simple design. Instead of crossover straps that slip off your shoulders, we’ve added a bridging strap between the neck and waist. This takes pressure off the back of your neck — the main spot that causes that heavy, uncomfortable feeling. The result: you can wear your apron comfortably all day.
Will the pocket fit my phone?
Yes — the top pocket measures 120mm wide x 180mm tall, so it fits all modern smartphones, including larger models like the iPhone Pro Max or Samsung Galaxy Ultra, with room to spare for bulky cases.
A Velcro-style flap keeps your phone safe from dirt while still easy to access. Many gardeners love using the chest pocket because it lets them listen to music, podcasts, or audiobooks while still enjoying the natural sounds of the garden — no need for headphones.
Can I use the apron for more than gardening?
Absolutely. These aprons are also great for DIY, cooking, painting, or any job where you want to protect your clothes and keep your tools within easy reach.
What is your return policy?
As a small, family business, we pride ourselves in offering exceptional service and products.
If you have any issues whatsoever, please contact us and we'll do whatever we can to rectify them.